Vanderbilt students had the most logical response to their college football team beating Alabama: steal the team’s goalpost and throw it in the local river.
The Commodores upset the Crimson Tide in a 40-35 affair at FirstBank Stadium in Nashville, Tenn.
The vibes in the venue were at an all-time high following the win. Starting quarterback Diego Pavia delivered a memorably manic postgame interview. The FirstBank Stadium jumbotron savagely dissed former Alabama head coach Nick Saban.
It’s no surprise all the fun led the Vanderbilt student body to collectively do something wild. The kids took out all their raging by uprooting an unsuspecting goalpost and carrying it out of the stadium.
That feat in itself is amazing enough. But the Vandy students took it a step further by lifting the steel structure through Broadway. They then decided as a group to carry the goalpost all the way to the Cumberland River for a nice bath.